Cold Jokes of the day (Thanks to She Yee)

one day, a matches stick loitering around a taman ,
walk walk and walk, suddenly he feel his head is itchy
so he pun scarp his head lo, then he die liao (burn till death)

有一位糖先生走走走，走到脚软，跌倒就变 软糖 了！

有一位糖先生走走走，走到冰山去，冷到他变冰糖 了 ！


In a birthday dinner, da sou, for old uncle 80 years old
a grandchild sitting at the table waiting for the 1st dishes
coz it is da sou, the 1st dishes is one big sou pao(pink bun)
then the grandchild tell his mom, yerr mummy mummy , y the waiter giv us a piku( buttock)...
then the mother wan to giv his kid sum and kopek the sou pau
then the grandson shout, yerr~~this piku inside got da bian summore !!!
but actually is the ang tao sa la....=p